The statement is a satirical comment on the perceived ease with which journalists are excused from jury duty in New Jersey. It uses humor and hyperbole to make a point about the judicial process and the treatment of journalists.
Principle 1:
I will strive to do no harm with my words and actions.The statement does not appear to cause harm directly, but the use of strong language could be seen as abrasive or offensive to some.
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I will respect the privacy and dignity of others and will not engage in cyberbullying, harassment, or hate speech.The statement does not engage in cyberbullying, harassment, or hate speech, but the use of profanity could be seen as disrespectful.
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I will use my words and actions to promote understanding, empathy, and compassion.The statement does not promote understanding, empathy, or compassion; it is more focused on making a humorous critique.
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I will engage in constructive criticism and dialogue with those in disagreement and will not engage in personal attacks or ad hominem arguments.The statement does not engage in constructive criticism or dialogue; it uses humor and hyperbole instead of reasoned argument.
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I will uphold the principles of free speech and use my platform responsibly and with integrity.The statement exercises free speech but does so in a way that may not be considered responsible or with integrity due to the use of profanity.
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