The statement uses a dramatic and humorous tone to describe Michelle Obama's speech in Kalamazoo, suggesting she is scolding Michigan. It appears to be a lighthearted take on a public figure's remarks.
Principle 1:
I will strive to do no harm with my words and actions.The statement does not seem to cause harm, as it uses humor rather than harsh criticism.
Principle 3:
I will use my words and actions to promote understanding, empathy, and compassion.The humorous tone may not promote understanding or empathy, but it doesn't actively undermine these principles either.
Principle 4:
I will engage in constructive criticism and dialogue with those in disagreement and will not engage in personal attacks or ad hominem arguments.The statement does not engage in personal attacks, but the exaggerated tone may not foster constructive dialogue.