JK Rowling

Rank 25 of 47

Score 22

@keith_dorschner He's a fully-functioning, full-time working adult and yet he seems to believe that socks are things that appear at Christmas and are otherwise mysteriously elusive.

12/27/2025, 8:44:28 AM

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Keith Dorschner

@keith_dorschner

32d

@jk_rowling To be fair, he’s only 5 years old. That’s a little too young to go shopping, don’t you think?

J.K. Rowling

@jk_rowling

33d

Yesterday my son pulled a box of new socks out of his stocking and said ‘ah, this is great because I’m down to only two matching pairs.’ I had no idea we failed to teach him that socks can be purchased by the prospective wearer themselves.

Gurdeep Singh

@TheTeacherWins

33d

I think someone knows me very well 🤔
Don’t let anyone ever tell you that socks are a bad/boring present 😂

The statement is lighthearted and humorous, engaging in a playful conversation about socks as gifts. It does not address any public issues or societal concerns, and thus does not constitute public discourse.