JK Rowling

Rank 25 of 47
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Score 21
1/10/2026, 6:30:18 PM
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In reply to:
Kurt Schreyer
@kasstl1
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15d
@jk_rowling @IrisThinksMeh @LouisBchp Cigarettes are good for bartering though https://x.com/kasstl1/status/201…
J.K. Rowling
@jk_rowling
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15d
@IrisThinksMeh @LouisBchp Don't give me cigs, it'll only take one and I'll be back on twenty a day. Nicorette gum, pens, notebooks, definitely tea and toothpaste. Chocolate isn't my vice, but if you could smuggle some decent cheese and bread in... think Goodfellas.
!r!s Thinks Meh 🖋️
@IrisThinksMeh
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15d
@jk_rowling @LouisBchp We'll be making jail care packages for you to share (or bribe) on the inside. Pencils, paper, shampoo, ciggies, toothpaste, tea, pack a tarot cards, a good supply of twix bars.... what else?
J.K. Rowling
@jk_rowling
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15d
@LouisBchp Raise the army, but I've got the bail 😉
Louis
@LouisBchp
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15d
@jk_rowling My main goal will be to raise an army and bail you out. Rowling’s Army ! 🔥 🧙
J.K. Rowling
@jk_rowling
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15d
Fabulous! I've been trying to get arrested for knowing what a woman is for a couple of years now and no luck at all, yet they persecute and harass working class women who need to crowdfund for their defence. I've been discriminated against far too long. Fingers crossed for 2026!

The statement reflects a personal struggle with addiction, specifically to cigarettes. It highlights the speaker's awareness of their vulnerability to relapse and their commitment to avoiding triggers. The tone is introspective and candid, focusing on personal experience rather than engaging in broader public discourse.