Reposted by Jake Tapper
The statement announces the acquisition of The Onion, a well-known satirical news outlet, by a new ownership group led by the speaker who will also serve as CEO. The statement outlines intentions to maintain the current staff, revive The Onion News Network, and implement a profit-sharing plan. It also promises editorial freedom for the staff and encourages excitement about these changes.
- The statement does not appear to cause harm with its words or actions, instead, it promotes positive changes and improvements. [+1]Principle 1:I will strive to do no harm with my words and actions.
- The statement respects the dignity of The Onion's staff by retaining them and sharing profits, showing a commitment to their welfare and job security. [+1]Principle 2:I will respect the privacy and dignity of others and will not engage in cyberbullying, harassment, or hate speech.
- By promoting staff freedom and sharing profits, the statement fosters an environment of empathy and compassion towards the employees. [+1]Principle 3:I will use my words and actions to promote understanding, empathy, and compassion.
- There is no engagement in criticism or dialogue, as the statement is purely informational and promotional about the new ownership.Principle 4:I will engage in constructive criticism and dialogue with those in disagreement and will not engage in personal attacks or ad hominem arguments.
- The speaker uses their influence to potentially improve the working conditions and creative freedom at The Onion, which could be seen as contributing positively to society, especially in the realm of media. [+1]Principle 6:I will use my influence for the betterment of society.
- The statement commits to maintaining editorial freedom, which upholds the principles of free speech and responsible use of a media platform. [+1]Principle 7:I will uphold the principles of free speech and use my platform responsibly and with integrity.