Gary Marcus

The statement and accompanying images are clearly satirical in nature, referencing a humorous article from The Onion, a well-known satirical news website. The intent is to entertain rather than to provide genuine dietary advice. The tone is lighthearted and comical, and it does not engage in substantive public discourse on societal issues or policies.

1. Principle 1:

   I will strive to do no harm with my words and actions.

   The statement does no harm as it is clearly a joke and not meant to be taken seriously. [+1]
2. Principle 2:

   I will respect the privacy and dignity of others and will not engage in cyberbullying, harassment, or hate speech.

   The statement respects the privacy and dignity of others, as it does not target or harass any individual or group. [+1]
3. Principle 3:

   I will use my words and actions to promote understanding, empathy, and compassion.

   The statement promotes understanding of satire and humor, contributing to a culture of empathy and compassion by encouraging people to recognize and appreciate humor. [+1]