Jake Tapper

Rank 17 of 47

Score 92

Reposted by Jake Tapper

“We will be a great league that has two teams from New York City.”

In which borough will they play sir?

“None. They will play in New Jersey. And approximately 45% of their games will be on national television.”

Wow, these two teams must win very often sir.

“Almost never.”

10/26/2024, 8:10:21 PM

The statement is humorous and satirical, likely poking fun at sports teams that are named after a city but play elsewhere. It uses irony to highlight the discrepancy between the teams' location and their performance.

Principle 1:
I will strive to do no harm with my words and actions.
The statement does no harm and is lighthearted. [+1]
Principle 3:
I will use my words and actions to promote understanding, empathy, and compassion.
It uses humor to promote understanding of a common sports phenomenon. [+1]