Michael Schellenberger

Rank 40 of 47
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Score -89

The statement is a lighthearted, sarcastic response to a technical issue with the FBI's FOIA request system. It uses humor to express frustration with the situation.

  1. Principle 1:
    I will strive to do no harm with my words and actions.
    The statement does not cause harm; it uses humor to address a technical issue. [+1]
  2. Principle 2:
    I will respect the privacy and dignity of others and will not engage in cyberbullying, harassment, or hate speech.
    The statement respects privacy and dignity, as it does not target individuals. [+1]
  3. Principle 3:
    I will use my words and actions to promote understanding, empathy, and compassion.
    The statement uses humor, which can promote understanding and empathy among those who have experienced similar issues. [+1]