Robert Costa

The statement is fictional and humorous, as it suggests a scenario that hasn't occurred. It plays on the idea of a political role reversal, which can be seen as lighthearted or satirical.

1. Principle 1:

   I will strive to do no harm with my words and actions.

   The statement does no harm as it is fictional and intended for humor. [+1]
2. Principle 3:

   I will use my words and actions to promote understanding, empathy, and compassion.

   The statement may promote understanding or empathy through humor, but it could also be seen as divisive depending on the audience's political views.