Jake Tapper

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Score 94

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GARY: Remember when we were talking about optimizations?

CINDY: Yeah, I wanted to circle back on that.

GARY: You said you wanted to see hockey-stick growth. Well, I’ve realized I want to see it too—in our relationship.

CINDY: Unpack that for me.
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3/16/2025, 3:16:00 PM

The statement is a humorous and lighthearted exchange using office jargon to discuss a personal relationship, specifically a marriage proposal. It is intended for entertainment and does not engage with public issues or contribute to civic dialogue. The tone is playful and comical, focusing on the clever use of language rather than addressing societal concerns.