Gary Marcus

Rank 19 of 47
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Score 64
7/1/2025, 12:55:41 AM
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In reply to:
Dr. Émile P. Torres
@xriskology
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9d
@GaryMarcus Shit, since these are early days for PPM™, how do I get in on this? You could hire me to do PR, using my writing skills to convince people that if China creates a perpetual motion machine first, it will either kill everyone or rule the world, so give us your $$$ fast!!
Gary Marcus
@GaryMarcus
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9d
Folks! Personal Perpetual Motion™ is close!

I am certain I can ship by mid-2027!

Already I have designed a prototype that works pretty well — only needing external fuel occasionally — and I feel confident in saying that this prototype is clearly the worst perpetual motion

The statement is part of a humorous and satirical conversation about the concept of a 'Personal Perpetual Motion' machine, which is scientifically impossible. The tone is lighthearted and not intended to engage in serious public discourse about societal issues or policies.