JK Rowling

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Score 31
10/1/2025, 10:27:15 PM
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Julie Bindel
@bindelj
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134d
@jk_rowling I am eating crackers and drinking tap water for a year so I can give the max. I pledge my undying loyalty to all Thirder (is it just you and two others?) communities everywhere
J.K. Rowling
@jk_rowling
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134d
@bindelj There is only one Thirder charity, mine, but yes, intense guilt and shame are essential in everyone but Thirders. We are so burdened by oppression that it would be wrong to make us feel guilty about anything.
Julie Bindel
@bindelj
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134d
@jk_rowling I don’t know what’s so hard about people using triple pronouns? After all, if you make a mistake, flagellate yourself 72 times, give all your money to a Thirder charity of your choice, and FEEL INTENSE GUILT AND SHAME
J.K. Rowling
@jk_rowling
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134d
@bindelj The basics: never mention your own needs without emphasising that ours are more important. Ideally, stop mentioning yours at all. Learn to use our triple pronouns. For those Thirders who are innumerate, this may stretch to fifteen or sixteen pronouns. Also, check the daily list
J.K. Rowling
@jk_rowling
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134d
@bindelj Thirder oppression is the great unreported tragedy of our times yet I suffer bravely in silence, with the obvious exception of my YouTube channel where I moan 24/7 about how oppressed we Thirders are and how lesbians like you can learn to be better allies, Julie.
Julie Bindel
@bindelj
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134d
@jk_rowling How dare he? Has this man just denied your existence as a proud Thirder?

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