JK Rowling

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Score 31
10/1/2025, 10:41:32 PM
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Julie Bindel
@bindelj
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134d
@jk_rowling I am staying up all night writing a book about how lesbians owe your community everything. Didn’t one of you throw the first triangle at Stonewall?
J.K. Rowling
@jk_rowling
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134d
@bindelj God, I'm so tired of 'allies' who think that's enough. Are you wearing the Thirder badge? What about the earrings, T-shirt and bed socks? How many times today have you called out triphobic comments like 'I don't think Thirders are a thing?' Do you really need those crackers?
Julie Bindel
@bindelj
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134d
@jk_rowling I am eating crackers and drinking tap water for a year so I can give the max. I pledge my undying loyalty to all Thirder (is it just you and two others?) communities everywhere
J.K. Rowling
@jk_rowling
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134d
@bindelj There is only one Thirder charity, mine, but yes, intense guilt and shame are essential in everyone but Thirders. We are so burdened by oppression that it would be wrong to make us feel guilty about anything.
Julie Bindel
@bindelj
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134d
@jk_rowling I don’t know what’s so hard about people using triple pronouns? After all, if you make a mistake, flagellate yourself 72 times, give all your money to a Thirder charity of your choice, and FEEL INTENSE GUILT AND SHAME
J.K. Rowling
@jk_rowling
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134d
@bindelj The basics: never mention your own needs without emphasising that ours are more important. Ideally, stop mentioning yours at all. Learn to use our triple pronouns. For those Thirders who are innumerate, this may stretch to fifteen or sixteen pronouns. Also, check the daily list

The statement is part of a satirical exchange between public figures, using humor and hyperbole to critique social dynamics and allyship. It does not substantively engage with public issues or policies, but rather plays on the absurdity of exaggerated allyship demands.