Jake Tapper

The statement is a playful and creative retelling of the movie 'Die Hard' in a poetic format. It uses humor and references to the film's plot and characters, focusing on the Christmas setting and action elements. The tone is lighthearted and intended for entertainment, not engaging in any substantive public discourse.

1. Principle 1:

   I will strive to do no harm with my words and actions.

   The statement does no harm and is intended for entertainment. [+1]
2. Principle 2:

   I will respect the privacy and dignity of others and will not engage in cyberbullying, harassment, or hate speech.

   It respects privacy and dignity, focusing on fictional characters. [+1]
3. Principle 3:

   I will use my words and actions to promote understanding, empathy, and compassion.

   Promotes understanding and enjoyment of a popular cultural reference. [+1]