Jake Tapper

The statements are a playful and creative retelling of scenes from the movie 'Die Hard' in a poetic format. They focus on the film's plot and characters, using humor and rhyme to engage the audience. The tone is lighthearted and intended for entertainment, not public discourse.

1. Principle 1:

   I will strive to do no harm with my words and actions.

   The statement does no harm and is intended for entertainment. [+1]
2. Principle 3:

   I will use my words and actions to promote understanding, empathy, and compassion.

   The statement uses humor to promote enjoyment and engagement with the film's story. [+1]