Michael Schellenberger

The statement is a satirical and critical response to the idea of blindly trusting government and intelligence agencies. It uses a fabricated quote attributed to Thomas Jefferson to mock the notion of unquestioning trust in authority, suggesting skepticism about government transparency and truthfulness.

1. Principle 1:

   I will strive to do no harm with my words and actions.

   The statement uses satire to critique government trust, which could be seen as promoting skepticism rather than harm.
2. Principle 2:

   I will respect the privacy and dignity of others and will not engage in cyberbullying, harassment, or hate speech.

   The statement does not engage in cyberbullying or hate speech, but it does challenge the credibility of government entities.
3. Principle 3:

   I will use my words and actions to promote understanding, empathy, and compassion.

   The use of satire may not promote understanding or empathy, but it does encourage critical thinking about government transparency. [-1]
4. Principle 4:

   I will engage in constructive criticism and dialogue with those in disagreement and will not engage in personal attacks or ad hominem arguments.

   The statement engages in criticism of government agencies, but it does so through satire rather than constructive dialogue. [-1]